Boucing Red Apple choking on adam's apple

Shoomacottontail — [closed]

Droopy and wilted, not unlike his usual disposition. Shoma woke up one morning to find, not only that his hut had been refurnished and resupplied with food and a comfortable place to rest (somehow this happened without his sleep being disturbed, err), but additionally, a pair of… well, rabbit ears poked out from the top of his head. They matched his hair quite well, though the interior was lighter than the exterior. No, these weren’t part of a headband or anything like that —tugging on them caused intense pain. He could only assume that whoever decided to mess with his hut (the world’s worst criminal) was also responsible for this stupid prank. 

Curious to see if anything ridiculously similar happened to anyone else, but too embarrassed to simply waltz outside and knock on a neighbor’s door, Shoma spent half a year searching for his cream colored hoodie. His penguin was busily rolling around his refrigerator, obviously too excited by all the new food-related smells to help him out here. No matter, he found the desired top and it was tugged on, it’s hood covering the majority of his head. The drawstrings were tugged out twenty miles to ensure that those stupid ears were completely hidden which made him look fairly ridiculous. Only bits of choppy blue hairs stuck out from the strangling material.

His companion was only drawn away from the massive chest-o-frozen-foods-and-semi-cold-things as it’s owner made for the door. He didn’t have a set destination in mind — Kanba was sort of his go-to guy when things went awry and he certainly didn’t want to scare Himari with this crap. His friendships only stretched as far as Oga and Yosuke, the former being someone more intimidating than the latter, but letting on about his not so normal life so early in his friendship with the goofy brunette would definitely cause a premature end.

Let’s share the egg of fate.

fabulousredbro:

Kanba examined the strange egg that, for some odd reason, has landed near him. There were no chicken farms or any markets near the grassy area where he was and there was a high impossibility that his penguin was capable of laying anything. Why was it even colored to begin with?

Even after being boiled, the egg did not change colors. Ah, that’s right. Earlier, when he found it, he gave it to his penguin No.1 to take care of it and then proceeded to take a nap under the sun. When he woke up half an hour later, No.1 had already boiled the egg with the random materials that he was able to salvage. Out of the three siblings’ penguins, his was probably the most innovating and action driven. 

Now what could a person do with a boiled egg?

Without any second thoughts, the teen knocked the egg on the ground and started peeling its shell. He admitted that it was rather risky to eat something that he wasn’t sure of the provenance, but at this point, he could care less. After all the trouble he has gone through to adjust to the life here, the least he could do was to have a free lunch. And so, without any load on his mind, he bit into the egg.

“Bland.” And hard to chew to be honest. The boy began feeling a slight burning sensation around his throat, but it soon disappeared. It could have been his imagination that was trying to convince him that eating this was bad… or it could simply be karma. 

“Thank you for the food. And whoever gave me this red egg.”

Other than the initial discomfort, nothing else happened to him… or at least not yet. A change in moods was difficult to detect even with its doubled effects thanks to its ingestion

A new setting had been forced upon them for reasons he still couldn’t comprehend, but if change wasn’t being forced upon him then he would do his best to retain that bit of normalcy. For example, even though they lived in shitty huts (though recently his had attained running water, electricity and a refrigerator full of food somehow..), he spent quite a lot of time keeping after it. 

His family had been separated, but only by village. Therefore, the typically weak-willed Takakura would make his daily rounds, help out with food - that sort of home-makey nonsense. A strict schedule was hard to stick by, but he managed at least a visit a day.

Unaware that Kanba had just eaten a hot tamale egg, Shoma casually approached the entrance to his hut and gave a few knocks… just in case. Kanba was pretty reckless, and he didn’t want to walk in on anything not intended for his eyes.

“Kanba! Look what I found in the scrapyard!” No. 2 was holding something as well, but it looked to be a piece of litter, whereas Shoma was holding a cloth of some sort (they were a similar color though… yellow). Knock knock knock.

♔thoughtfullness; open

shuchaku:

Panicking, he was panicking; though it didn’t quite show on his face. Yuuma was no longer within the comforts of his room, he was starting to panic. Who knew not being in the premise of your room with a pen and paper could cause the young man to end up in state. He’ll just end up hallucinating again, and end up panicking over the images that are shown to him. He did not want that to happen, that would be one, very embarrassing, and two, it would make people think of him as strange.

Things he severely didn’t feel the need to happen, but how would he calm down? Sing a song? No he didn’t want others to hear. Write a poem? No pencil and paper, go to sleep? Sleeping in an unknown area is much scarier than facing embarrassment. Yuuma didn’t quite know what to do anymore, what a predicament.

He could, go and look for food… but ever since that one incident, he didn’t seem much fond of fruits anymore and what if strange creatures attack him? Sighing the pink-haired man looks at his surroundings. Nothing much to gain from it, but better than nothing.

Well this is quite a predicament wasn’t it? Sitting on the ground, he opted to another option, sit there and think. That was good enough, right? It wasn’t like he was going to leave himself defenseless, or so he says.

Maybe he’ll be lucky enough to encounter one of his fellow housemates before he had been transported in this new world.

Shoma wasn’t from this village, but that didn’t matter. Designated places didn’t mean much to him, because he belonged home with his family and he wasn’t ready to accept these circumstances. His own fear came and went (not to say he wasn’t still scared of this place and what the future held for him) and a perpetual look of constipation never quite left his face.

In his investigating, his penguin companion never left his side. It may have been invisible to all and generally useless (not to mention, this was another thing he didn’t quite like to acknowledge even now. Being stalked by invisible penguins was forever suffering), it provided some sense of normalcy which was scary in itself. Criss-crossing villages and exploring new cities — a new city, had become a daily routine, but he never really bothered reaching out and trying to form friendships. A trait unique to the middle child. Himari was perhaps too friendly to a naive extent, and Kanba… Kanba was a whole different story. Sho didn’t notice when his penguin went quiet, idling in place with a blank expression. Nope. He pressed onwards, and nearly ended up stumbling over the musician unknowingly in his path like a horse just missing a hurdle. Thankfully, and clumsy as he was, he managed to stop himself before making himself out to be a complete idiot.

Still, the misstep made for a pretty awkward situation. What kind of a moron tripped over random strangers who were in plain sight?
“Uh..!” How did conversations work again?

“…Sorry a…bout that-!”

ZODIAKOS MEME MONDAY →

    • Who What Where (Prompts)
    • Ask My Character (Ask a question — a character answers IC and can break the fourth wall)
    • Truth or Dare (PLEASE be reasonable and do not send too many. COMPLETE one before answering another! Remember that there is a truth part to it; not just dares)
    • Headcanon (Anons send a word and you associate it with your character)

(Source: scarecrowed)

o1 ♔ snare.

hanamoron:

An unfortunate fact of life was that nobody ever bothered to ask Yosuke what he wanted, ever. He was pretty sure that he’d dealt with enough supernatural stuff in the past year that if someone were to ask him, “Hey, do you want to suddenly wake up in the middle of god even knows where with no idea where you’re supposed to be going or what you’re supposed to be doing?,” he’d probably settle with a resounding no. A little urban exploration wasn’t what he had in mind the last time he’d said he wanted something exciting to happen already. In his annoyance (or just a general desire to prove to himself that he wasn’t lost at all and he was perfectly okay with being… well, lost, really) he had folded his arms across his chest and made his way towards the east end of the strange island-turned-home, where the Gilneas Forest stretched across the land.

Forests weren’t things he had dealt with before, unless you counted the numerous hours spent rescuing pretty princesses and damsels in distress across an entire collection of outdated video games, but even with his complete obliviousness to what exactly was going on, wandering through the massses of tall trees wasn’t anywhere near as difficult as dungeon crawling had been, on either side of the television screen—

Snap.

“Huh?” Down at his feet, a loop of rope caught around his leg, and Yosuke tripped forward, just in time to feel himself lifted by his ankle off the ground. “Whoa—!” 

A trap, no doubt set by someone who was as excited by the idea of spending all of their precious free time in the middle of a bunch of dreary, creepy looking trees as he was. Great. What sort of maniac set up something like that right where someone could walk into it, anyway? Now, the brunette was left hanging by a branch with his mouth open and a drawn-out, undignified groan filling the eerie silence that just seemed to laugh at the situation, his hands holding his jacket and shirt in place before they had a chance to fall over his eyes.

“Dammit…” He shook his leg back and forth against the binds as best he could at such an awkward angle, and swung about pathetically with gritted teeth. If he could rack up enough momentum to break the branch that held him hostage, he would feel a lot less embarrassed — but it didn’t seem like that was going to happen anytime soon. The teenager’s shoulders slumped (or raised, depending on how you looked at it), and his eyes scoured the clearing for any signs that he wasn’t the only one loitering around, appropriately stuck in a glare, as he breathed a heavy sigh. ”Hey, anybody out there? I could really use a hand right about now!”

Shoma, once again, didn’t understand the turn of events that had grabbed his life by the balls and twisted ‘em, but it was apparent that he didn’t have much of a choice right now, whether he understood it or not. Deeeeestiny. Things were explained previously and he was doing well enough on his own since, but every other second of the day his mind wandered to his siblings and their well-being (because he had yet to meet them here, rip). On the outside, he was doing fine as ever, but the internal struggle that came with being the useless waifu of the group had only left him feeling more despondent than ever. Which was alright, really. At least he didn’t have to fake smiles and engage in pleasentries with anyone anymore. It was just he and his penguin-shaped shadow.

…Still, daily the rituals of cleaning, cooking and homemaking as a whole were practiced, even as it seemed impossible to make his hut sparkle and he had a tendency to cook too much (and for some reason, his craphole seemed even crappier as of late). Failing left and right: the unmei.
He was on his way back to his depleted village with a yellow towel in hand, something he’d just retrieved from Polis, when he heard a noise — something… someone yelling. He couldn’t make it out, but it frightened him in place. This weird demension, whatever it was, spawned some creepy animals (and people, but that was another story) and he was trying to calculate whether or not he would be able to sprint all the way to his humble abode from here without having to stop when his companion decided to slip from it’s perch at his shoulder with resolved ‘kyu’.

It wasn’t until his arrival here that he really bothered paying attention to his penguin. Sometimes he found himself following it around, whether it’s target was a few unsuspecting bugs or a lemon stand. Ignoring it most of the time was still practiced, but the percentage had dropped some — probably from 95% ignorage to 75%. Anyway, his brows steeped with concern as the invisible creature waddled towards the more wooded portion of the landscape. He wasn’t worried about it’s health, no, that was stupid. He was more worried about what the hell it was being drawn to after that creepy noise. It was probably just a bug, as usual, and he would tag along as soon as his legs regained feeling…
Which wasn’t until after the gumdrop-shaped bird was out of sight.

“W…wait a minute, would you!” That cloth was squeezed, and he gave chase. It had to be a bug, or another animal, maybe even a leaf..mushrooms. Something like that. Because when any of their penguins were drawn to anything special, it was usually bad news. He was just overthinking things due to that yelling. The same yelling that he had absolutely no interest in or intentions of investigating. “Where did you even go-? What a pain…” Penguins shouldn’t be able to move this fast. Especially not on land. Especially his. Something that could eat it’s own weight a billion times over in one single day really had no business living in the same era as he, be it in Tokyo or this weird planet.

For a bit, he was progressing along on gut instinct, despite nearly pissing himself each time a twig snapped underfoot or the breeze rustled a bush; if one were to ask what in the hell he was even bothering with this if he were ready to faint at every little noise, he wouldn’t have had an answer to give. His penguin would simply return to him later if he decided to head home, right? And yet…
Blame it on advanced depression and expanding carelessness, or more lightly, Takakura-original stupidity. A flash of blue reinstated some courage, and fear subsided, briefly. “Whatever you’re looking for isn’t in here!”

Running about on a flat surface was dangerous for a Bluebro; he really ought to live in a bubble and be done with it, so running around in a forest with all sorts of upturned roots, thorny plants and poisonous flowers really should have been forbidden. Instead of considering all of those things, as he would have if this were a normal, calm situation, Shoma was running for where he’d last seen his penguin when—

Oof.

Not an upturned root, but a log. Shoma failed to notice a log that ought’a have been in plain sight. That was the bad news. The good news was that he was still fully conscious for once, but when he lifted his head from the dirt, there was no penguin (or rather, there was…just to the side, irrelevantly) but instead some kid was hanging there a few feet away by his foot.

……

Was he supposed to scream? He kinda felt like it, but he didn’t look very scary. It was just the shock of looking up and seeing some guy dangling by a thread that freaked him out. Instead of doing anything too dramatic, he just gaped at the boy with an incessantly ample gaze.

”..U..hhmm…”

Heropon Always Save Friends! || Community Open

the-heropon:

Bitey Bitey!

[If you had been on the path to Polis, you would’ve noticed a small, but incredibly brave creature fighting a massive black widow spider. Using his ears to hold his Gnasher, he latched it onto the monster’s leg, the weapon’s teeth to sank into the flesh, causing the spider to let out a piercing screech as Riki swung back and forth with it.

Ever since he saw the Community Service notice about monsters appearing, he felt he needed to beat as many as he could, he is the legendary heropon after all!

As Riki held onto his Gnasher with his two long ears, the monster couldn’t endure the pain any longer. Quickly flipping its leg up, the Gnasher came out of the monster, leaving Riki in free fall. It then used the same leg to give Riki a massive thwack, luckily its claw didn’t scratch the small nopon, sending him hurdling in the other direction. The only thing stopping him… was some unfortunate soul that happened to be walking either to or from Polis that got knocked to the floor when Riki collided with them.

Seeing an opportunity, the monster began to move towards the pair. The small nopon then stood up, unfortunately on the person on the ground, ready to battle again]

Heropon never lose!! Riki can still fight!!

Shoma was minding his own business, rather, heading into Polis for some shopping. He wasn’t sure what happened to his village within the past few days, but he could definitely use a few things… ranging from food to something more comfortable to sleep on. Perhaps a burlap sack stuffed with potatoes.

That is, until something about the size of his penguin-companion came crashing into him without warning. A day in the life of a Takakura. Oof.
Clumsy by nature, the middle child was easily knocked onto his rear end as the alien-like creature declared something that sounded like a threat — and he really would have been more concerned about that had the thing itself not been on par with El Chupacabra.

Really, at least the last time this happened to him, the animal looked somewhat of his realm.

“Wh…w..”

WHAT! WHAT IS THAT...?!” Too bad that was the only thing around to answer.

Anonymous sent: Headcanon: Himari.

Himari’s the most important person in his life… tied with Kanba? Her illness pushes her feelings and desires to the forefront though. His morals are disposable — if throwing them away means gaining ground on her status anyway. The only thing he really wouldn’t do is murder someone in her favor.

Kanba.

Anonymous sent: How do you feel about Ringo?

Oginome-san is…

She’s a friend, if that’s what you’re asking.

Anonymous sent: EY' NIGGA I SEE U OVER DERE GITCHO ASS OVER HURR B4 I -JOW- YO' ASS HOMIE

Come again…?

[RYAN DON’T PICK ON SHOMA HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.]

cheribelle sent: Shoomaaaaa ~ what's the safest way to go about eating a Shamwow?

That’s …wasteful.

And you wouldn’t want to do something like that. Even if you cut it up or baked it into something. A Shamwow would expand and try to absorb all your saliva too so you’d end up choking a lot—

If you’re trying to get more fiber in your diet you should start with apples.